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ThiS is awesome XD
Thank you so much!!!
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Some bloke: "Evening Mrs. Dalek"
Dalek: "TEA?!"
Yep, him again: "Ah, Thank ye Dalek"
Bloke who didn't get enough sleep: "Cut the racket!"
Dalek
Poor Sleepless Fellow: "Wot? I'm a coffee man me-self"
Dalek: "TEA??!!"
Him again: "NO"
Dalek: EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! *blasters, pew-pew sounds and you could swear you smell singed meat.
Did I mention the wood-furnished office just got darker?
One of the light bulbs must have gone out*
The first guy: "It's his loss...Thanks Dalek"
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I hope the BBC pick this up...10,000 pounds gone into producing this marvellous short
(The exterminate-bits were intentionally left without quotation marks.
Also, a hunch tells me Daleks wouldn't be called Mrs or like it but just imagine that setting with me
Pretty soon Daleks could start their own babysitting service.
Dalek:........
Baby:........
Dalek:........
Baby:......
Dalek:.......
Baby:..........*Sniffles*
Dalek:.......
Baby:................WaaaaaAAAAA-
Dalek: COUCHY COOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THERE THERE!
Baby:...................(Looks terrified)
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The baby 6 years later: Mommy?
Mumsy: Yes dear?
Kiddo: Why did you bring that Dalek babysitter? I'm afraid of them...
Mumsy: You could always hide behind the couch like your dad
Pops: Oi, They scared the heck outta me. *quietly to himself* They still do...At night when everyone's asleep *turns to face the camera* I think they're watching me.
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I forgot how that should have ended but man you're awesome, now to beg for points so pestering you to do a commissioned Dalek work becomes a reality.